Kevin is my upline at efusjon…he’s a long time friend that I trust and respect.
Kevin and I used to have funny conversations about MLMs and how we would never ever join them. Obviously, Kevin caved first…and shortly thereafter, I went down that path with him. Nothing has been the same since! In a good way! 
Here is my ‘efusjon’ conversion story, clearly an edited clone of Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham:
I am Kevin
I am Kevin
Kevin I am
That Kevin-I-am!
Than Kevin-I-am!
I do not like
that Kevin-I-am!
Do you like
energy drinks and mlms?
I do not like them,
Kevin-I-am.
I do not like
energy drinks and mlms.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
energy drinks and mlms.
I do not like them,
Kevin-I-am.
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like energy drinks and mlms.
I do not like them, Kevin-I-am.
Would you drink them
in a box?
Would you drink them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not drink them here or there.
I would not drink them anywhere.
I would not drink energy drinks and mlms.
I do not like them, Kevin-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
drink them! drink them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like energy drinks and mlms.
I do not like them, Kevin-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Kevin! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not drink them with a mouse.
I will not drink them in a house.
I will not drink them here or there.
I will not drink them anywhere.
I do not drink energy drinks and mlms.
I do not like them, Kevin-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Kevin, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not drink them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
energy drinks and mlms?
I do not
like them,
Kevin-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not drink them in the rain.
I will not drink them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not drink them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
energy drinks
and mlms!
I do not like them,
Kevin-I-am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Kevin!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
***I drink a can of efusjon energy drink…and 12 hours later…***
Say!
I like energy drinks and mlms!
I do! I like them, Kevin-I-am!
And I would drink them in a boat.
And I would drink them with a goat…
And I will drink them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will drink them in a box.
And I will drink them with a fox.
And I will drink them in a house.
And I will drink them with a mouse.
And I will drink them here and there.
Say! I will drink them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
energy drinks and mlms!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Kevin-I-am!
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